Wooden Penis Shaped Cocktail Board

👉 Penis-shaped aperitif board: the goal of a lifetime !

Months of research, drawings thrown in the trash, unsuccessful attempts, mockery from my wife and incomprehension from my relatives, to finally arrive at this result, the ultimate goal of my life: a penis-shaped aperitif board. What a pride! 😎🍆

👉 A handcrafted wooden board that brings pleasure !

Handmade in France with love and all the passion that drives me, selecting a quality raw material, this wooden board is the ideal product for the aperitif. An original and funny gift to offer to the little gourmets who like to enjoy life and put the little dishes in the "acorns".

Whether you're a meat-eater, vegetarian, vegan or vegetarian, everyone needs a penis-shaped board to welcome their friends in a good mood! Life can sometimes be hard (did you see the pun?), but when you take a wooden board in the shape of a penis out of the kitchen cupboard, everyone is smiling, if not, change relationships quickly ! 🙄

Who says size doesn't matter? With a breathtaking length of 47 cm, this sublime phallus with perfect curves will keep all its promises :

- It's practical: with its three large hollowed-out spaces (acorn, trunk and pouch) to hold cheeses, tapas, sausages, peanuts, small cakes, olives, breadsticks, cakes, verrines and home-made
- It's beautiful and decorative: made from solid beech wood, impress your guests with a long, wide and (wood)grained sex!
- It is solid: with a thickness of 2cm of solid wood, your wooden penis will accompany you for a very long time: a real life companion!

The board is delivered ready to offer, hand-oiled with tenderness and packaged with a beautiful blue/white/red ribbon and a humorous card with maintenance tips.

For more realism, the willy board is available in two versions: with a left-hand bend or a right-hand bend. As you can see, attention to detail is a priority for me.

Attention: each penis is unique, but you already know that! The natural tones and veins of the wood may vary!

👉 For what occasions should you offer a wooden cock-shaped appetizer board ?

- Bachelorette party (EVG, EVJF)
- Housewarming / Moving in
- Valentine's Day
- April 1st
- Departure party
- Easter (with chocolate of course)
- Father's Day (or Mother's Day, but you have to )
- Birthday
- Wedding anniversary
- Christmas (for friends, girlfriends, dad or step-dad: guaranteed effect!)
- Invitation to an aperitif / A dinner with
- ... and above all for no reason, just for fun!

A wise man once said: "Don't let anyone convince you that your dreams are too big, buy a board in the shape of a penis".

Are you excited about the idea of owning your own dick-shaped party board and making a dream come true? Are you looking for a fun gift idea to stand out from the crowd ?

Are you invited to a cocktail party ? Order now ! 🍆